Moose FM CFZN 93.5 - Haliburton

Have you seen that fence in Huntsville, 9km long and it’s tall too, from the road I’d say 10 to 15 metres. My wife and I first noticed it about 3 weeks ago, we were going to an appointment in Huntsville along Hwy#60. I thought it was a Hydro fence like you see in the city on both sides of big towers, but no it is the security fence for the big G-8 conference happening on the 25^th of June at the Deerhurst Resort. The fence apparently goes around the perimeter of the resort and allows the security force a secured area to focus on. Now it got me to thinking, if there are terrorist looking to get inside this area they are more than likely from other parts of the world and not familiar with as my mother-in-law would say “the goins on” of the local bush, which is good news for the security of the world leaders.  I mean I’m sure old Osama Bin Laden is a hardy soul, he must be living in a cave these last few years facing scorpions and US drones flying by, but really give me a scorpion any day over a swarm of black flies deep in the bush. I’m also wondering have any of these so called soldiers of freedom ever got between a Mama bear and her cubs, or been sprayed by good old Canadian skunk.  How about a deer fly dive bombing you while you’re trying to stand still in the woods or a Bull Moose who thinks you’re cute, yes they are all formidable foes and if by chance some battle ready terrorist gets by them I’m sure he’ll fall victim to our ultimate weapon. That’s right I’m talking about the Kawartha Ice Cream stand, cause no matter how mean and ornery you are a couple of scoops of Heavenly Hash and you don’t want to hurt anybody, then to make sure, we load them into a van drive em through Maynooth and show them the 72 virgins living there and believe you me they will give up whatever cause their fighting for.